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I rarely blog about anything of significance, and I suggest you don't take this too seriously. However you should know that I'm hilarious, my butt is awesome, and I reblog a lot of pictures of food and turtles.  

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murdead:

I just wanna get my butt touched

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beersforfears:

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

beersforfears:

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

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spaghettidog:

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.



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spaghettidog:

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

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bootycaller:

today is such a good (boob) day 👍